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Chrysopaelian wrote:Anyway, your mention of praying for someone's conversion as a psychic attack and mention of a mother pushing religious ideology brought to mind something my mom is currently doing to "save me." There's a prayer to Saint Bernadette that the devotee is supposed to pray every night (unless they're incapacitated) for 12 years. It's supposed to be basically a "Get into heaven free" card, and you get to bring 2 people of your choice with you.
Could be worse. I found an old one to St Joseph that literally asks him to kill your kid for you rather than allow them to commit a mortal sin. :frowndevil: :devilmad: :devilflame: :devilmad: On the bright side, I am pretty sure that almost all of the holy powers, including the Christian pantheons and saints, frown upon trying to overrule someone else's agency...even if their human organizations have histories of it. :tentshocked:
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Yipes!!! I tried to edit that too late: I think it's actually to St Joachim, father of Mary.
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