Becoming a Christian
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2022 12:38 am
An antitheist. is being chased by a huge Grizzly bear and despite his best efforts he gets cornered.
Realizing he's doomed anyway he does something he has never done before he starts to pray to Jesus to make him a Christian and save him.
Jesus replied back: "My child don't you think it makes you a hypocrite to surrender your beliefs when it is convenient for you when you know you won't follow through with them later.
They thought for a minute and realized he was right but then asked, "Can you at least make the bear a Christian?"
Then a miracle happened the grizzly bear began to pray "Dear God thank you for this wonderful meal I am about to receive...."
Realizing he's doomed anyway he does something he has never done before he starts to pray to Jesus to make him a Christian and save him.
Jesus replied back: "My child don't you think it makes you a hypocrite to surrender your beliefs when it is convenient for you when you know you won't follow through with them later.
They thought for a minute and realized he was right but then asked, "Can you at least make the bear a Christian?"
Then a miracle happened the grizzly bear began to pray "Dear God thank you for this wonderful meal I am about to receive...."