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Kitsune
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Patron Deities: (Claimed by many names unknown, probably hellcats)
Your favourite Demon?: HBRFD-S, Ancestor Z (dragon), Cthulhu, My entire tribe from back home (dragons), Lord Sorath,others
Number of Demon Familiars: 5
Location: Earth
Has thanked: 3 times
Been thanked: 51 times

Welcome! Grab a seat and sit down. Our menu has changed, and we now have new specials.


On the lunch menu, we have your choice of a cheeseburger:

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Or a club sandwitch:

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We also have fresh fruit and veggies for sides:

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And when finished with your meal, we've got a delicious pudding, freshly made:

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Thank you, we hope you've enjoyed today's meal. ^^
~Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup~


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If you are a dreamer a wisher a liar
A hoper a pray-er a magic-bean-buyer
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lol...those weird shapes...where do these people get idea about such shapes!
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Anatel
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Your favourite Demon?: DH, my twin
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

omgods its too early for me to be laughing this damn hard. .... :devilclap: :devilclap:
Age is a number and an attitude......and a measurement of how far you can toss your boobs- Akelta
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User5191
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Your favourite Demon?: DW and the DF
Number of Demon Familiars: 10
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That's a whole buffet of cock n balls. Just a truckload of dicks. Congrats. I now have a new weight loss diet plan! Hahaha :devilthumbs:
"Verily I say unto thee, thou shalt gaze upon my field of fucks, and ye shall see that it is barren." -Bathosias

"Allow me to quote myself" -Bathosias
Phlan
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I'd move the dick away that pudding kinda looked good! Hahaha
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4dropsofwater
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Your favourite Demon?: Samael, Lucifer,Asmodeus
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.... I'll admit I wasn't expecting that XD
"The dance between darkness and light will always remain-- the stars and the moon will always need the darkness to be seen, the darkness will just not be worth having without the moon and the stars."

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User3246
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Patron Deities: Papa Legba, Shiva, Odin
Your favourite Demon?: Samael , Lord Uphir, Lord Asmodeus, Lord Satan, Lord Mammon, Lord Azazel
Number of Demon Familiars: 17
Has thanked: 9 times
Been thanked: 123 times

What an enticing menu! I must have a bite or two! Bwahhahahhaa!
“If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.” – Jim Rohn

"The Master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried."

Do not rely on ANYTHING, unexamined. If It does not seem to fit, ask about it. If it ultimately degrades or dishonors or holds you back, it is bad for you, so remove it from your life. If it takes from you and never gives back, it is a leech. Discard it. In magick rely only on your own work: What you have seen and done and used for your own self and in your own way. Only keep what in your own estimation is worth keeping. (Hellcat's Rules Of Satanic Magick)"

Don't get too close. It's Dark inside. It's where my Demons hide!

Hailing Satan isn't a hobby, its a lifestyle. (S@tan)
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DoubleD
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Patron Deities: Aranunna, Marduk, Anubis, Horus
Your favourite Demon?: Still Learning This
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very well done
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