Being a family member (partner ,gf , wife, bf , husband, child) of a Witch (Satanic or otherwise) can be rather amusing (to us) and bizarre (to our long suffering families) though we dont realize it until we catch ourselves.
We find ourselves with treasure troves of anecdotal stories that most "normal" households dont have....
For example:
Today i was sitting outside with my eldest daughter, 16. I noticed she was wearing my spectral Demon's blue bracelet vessel... as a hairband. I raised my eyebrow at her and said "Ummm why are you wearing my bracelet... in your hair?"
she said : because its super cute! it matches my outfit
I said (jokingly) : Ok, well just dont piss off the demon attached to it by breaking it.
her: wait what
me: oh dont worry he wont hurt you, hes cool.
her: theres a demon attached?
me: yeah but its not like hes sitting on your head or anything. hes not an imp.
her: youre weird.
a few months ago:
me: yaaaay! i got my baby blackthorn bush in, i cant WAIT to plant it!
her: why did you BUY one, theres tons of it around here randomly scattered .
me: what? im not leaving my toad in a random blackthorn!
her: we... have a toad? why the hell would you put it in a bush?
me: well no not yet we dont. Im waiting for one to show up. for the Toad Bone Ritual.
her: the what.
me: the Toad Bone. you know where a toad shows up, you take care of him until he passes then you go through a series of rituals to get the amulet...
her: you're weird.
me: OMG i hate the neighbors cats! they STOLE the damn rat I buried!! I had plans for him! (frozen snake food my snakes didnt want, so i figured waste not want not , i'll bury it and dig it up at a later date to use the bones for something awesome)
bath: Im going to open the refrigerator one day and find a skull in it, arent i?
Upon meeting my daughters boyfriend for the first time:
him: *cheesy grin* nice to meet you!
me: *eyes him warily* nice to meet you too...
him: *looks around the living room* This is.. uh really interesting and cool stuff! are you a witch or something?
me: yes.
him: cool, what kind of spells do you cast?
me: the kind that will leave you impotent until youre 35 if you touch my daughter *smile*
even my friends...
her: Hey lets go to the pub tonight!
me: i can't i have a ritual tomorrow
her: thats tomorrow! you have plenty of time to get rid of the hangover. lets gooooo
me: I cant. No drinking 24 hours prior lol
her: Damn. Satan isnt nearly as fun as they say in the movies..
me:
So tell us fellow witchy ones, what are your weirdisms that set you apart from the muggles?
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ROFLMAO!!! omg these are hilarious!!
Yes, lol, the families and friends of Satanic witches, this could be a series. I do have my own....
Me - Is that a dead deer?
Friend - it is
Me - quick lets drag it back!
Friend - WHAT? this is your wedding, where are we going to put it?
Me - the back of my jeep, if looks pretty decomposed it will be good till I can get it home.
Friend - lets at least find a box to put it in
Me - ok
****Me and my friend dragging carcass back to my jeep
Dracon - What the hell are you both doing?
Me - Taking this dead deer carcass to the jeep
Dracon - Why?
Me - Do you see all these bones! This is a find!
Dracon - ok
Yes, lol, the families and friends of Satanic witches, this could be a series. I do have my own....
Me - Is that a dead deer?
Friend - it is
Me - quick lets drag it back!
Friend - WHAT? this is your wedding, where are we going to put it?
Me - the back of my jeep, if looks pretty decomposed it will be good till I can get it home.
Friend - lets at least find a box to put it in
Me - ok
****Me and my friend dragging carcass back to my jeep
Dracon - What the hell are you both doing?
Me - Taking this dead deer carcass to the jeep
Dracon - Why?
Me - Do you see all these bones! This is a find!
Dracon - ok
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LMFAO on your wedding... poor DraconAkelta wrote:ROFLMAO!!! omg these are hilarious!!
Yes, lol, the families and friends of Satanic witches, this could be a series. I do have my own....
Me - Is that a dead deer?
Friend - it is
Me - quick lets drag it back!
Friend - WHAT? this is your wedding, where are we going to put it?
Me - the back of my jeep, if looks pretty decomposed it will be good till I can get it home.
Friend - lets at least find a box to put it in
Me - ok
****Me and my friend dragging carcass back to my jeep
Dracon - What the hell are you both doing?
Me - Taking this dead deer carcass to the jeep
Dracon - Why?
Me - Do you see all these bones! This is a find!
Dracon - ok
Ive been known to have my kids helping me pick up deer bones in the forest when we've gone for a walk too
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ROFLMAO!! Dracon likes it! Being a Chaos demon himself he enjoys it hehehe.Anatel wrote:LMFAO on your wedding... poor DraconAkelta wrote:ROFLMAO!!! omg these are hilarious!!
Yes, lol, the families and friends of Satanic witches, this could be a series. I do have my own....
Me - Is that a dead deer?
Friend - it is
Me - quick lets drag it back!
Friend - WHAT? this is your wedding, where are we going to put it?
Me - the back of my jeep, if looks pretty decomposed it will be good till I can get it home.
Friend - lets at least find a box to put it in
Me - ok
****Me and my friend dragging carcass back to my jeep
Dracon - What the hell are you both doing?
Me - Taking this dead deer carcass to the jeep
Dracon - Why?
Me - Do you see all these bones! This is a find!
Dracon - ok
Ive been known to have my kids helping me pick up deer bones in the forest when we've gone for a walk too
That will so be a family activity, find mommy bones on the family walk!!
OH! Then it got better when my mom saw it!!!
mom - what is that???
me - a deer carcass, I am harvesting the bones..
mom - why can't you just go out and get drunk like normal young people....
me - where is the fun in that! I would rather be summoning demons!
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HAHAHa!! I love this! You guys are amazing.
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I am Enjoying reading about your Fun times with your Kids LOI .Anatel wrote:LMFAO on your wedding... poor DraconAkelta wrote:ROFLMAO!!! omg these are hilarious!!
Yes, lol, the families and friends of Satanic witches, this could be a series. I do have my own....
Me - Is that a dead deer?
Friend - it is
Me - quick lets drag it back!
Friend - WHAT? this is your wedding, where are we going to put it?
Me - the back of my jeep, if looks pretty decomposed it will be good till I can get it home.
Friend - lets at least find a box to put it in
Me - ok
****Me and my friend dragging carcass back to my jeep
Dracon - What the hell are you both doing?
Me - Taking this dead deer carcass to the jeep
Dracon - Why?
Me - Do you see all these bones! This is a find!
Dracon - ok
Ive been known to have my kids helping me pick up deer bones in the forest when we've gone for a walk too
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.... Only things you hear when you're with a SP! and worth every second!!! this is DF approved!!
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Anatel wrote:Being a family member (partner ,gf , wife, bf , husband, child) of a Witch (Satanic or otherwise) can be rather amusing (to us) and bizarre (to our long suffering families) though we dont realize it until we catch ourselves.
We find ourselves with treasure troves of anecdotal stories that most "normal" households dont have....
For example:
Today i was sitting outside with my eldest daughter, 16. I noticed she was wearing my spectral Demon's blue bracelet vessel... as a hairband. I raised my eyebrow at her and said "Ummm why are you wearing my bracelet... in your hair?"
she said : because its super cute! it matches my outfit
I said (jokingly) : Ok, well just dont piss off the demon attached to it by breaking it.
her: wait what
me: oh dont worry he wont hurt you, hes cool.
her: theres a demon attached?
me: yeah but its not like hes sitting on your head or anything. hes not an imp.
her: youre weird.
I've had similar conversations with friends more than once, but they will usually drop the item like it's hot and almost run away.
a few months ago:
me: yaaaay! i got my baby blackthorn bush in, i cant WAIT to plant it!
her: why did you BUY one, theres tons of it around here randomly scattered .
me: what? im not leaving my toad in a random blackthorn!
her: we... have a toad? why the hell would you put it in a bush?
me: well no not yet we dont. Im waiting for one to show up. for the Toad Bone Ritual.
her: the what.
me: the Toad Bone. you know where a toad shows up, you take care of him until he passes then you go through a series of rituals to get the amulet...
her: you're weird.
me: OMG i hate the neighbors cats! they STOLE the damn rat I buried!! I had plans for him! (frozen snake food my snakes didnt want, so i figured waste not want not , i'll bury it and dig it up at a later date to use the bones for something awesome)
bath: Im going to open the refrigerator one day and find a skull in it, arent i?
LOL!!! Can I move in with you? Pretty please!!!
Upon meeting my daughters boyfriend for the first time:
him: *cheesy grin* nice to meet you!
me: *eyes him warily* nice to meet you too...
him: *looks around the living room* This is.. uh really interesting and cool stuff! are you a witch or something?
me: yes.
him: cool, what kind of spells do you cast?
me: the kind that will leave you impotent until youre 35 if you touch my daughter *smile*
even my friends...
her: Hey lets go to the pub tonight!
me: i can't i have a ritual tomorrow
her: thats tomorrow! you have plenty of time to get rid of the hangover. lets gooooo
me: I cant. No drinking 24 hours prior lol
her: Damn. Satan isnt nearly as fun as they say in the movies..
me:
So tell us fellow witchy ones, what are your weirdisms that set you apart from the muggles?
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My child is used to my oddities, pinheads and demon dolls laying around, etc. she just rolled her eyes. She did end up taking the bracelet off even though I told her she could wear it but no, she wouldnt have dropped it i think she knows there is a certain level of respect t maintain even if its not her bag at this point in time lol
And yes you can! you can help with the skull......
And yes you can! you can help with the skull......
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