Choronzon Cookies

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Choronzon Cookies

So I work with some folks that are very entitled and feel righteous or above others, often lording over people from false positions of power. Does this ever happen to you? Well why not make them some yummy Choronzon Cookies. ~Yay!

I am no cook or claim any skill in this area at all, so this was an experiment.

First I made the frosting. I took about a cup of lard, 4 cups of powdered sugar, 1/2 cup of water, and 1 TSP of Vanilla extract. I also mixed in a blue food coloring. I went cheap as I would not be eating them.

Next I made the cookies, set over to 350 degrees and just made sugar cookies from a roll I bought from the store. As they are about to go in, perform a Mass of Chronzon over the cookies, infuse your intent as the essense of Choronzon goes into the decadent frosting and cookies. Imaging his essense exploding their egos from the inside as they eat them. Choronzon comes out to play and make them feel so much more than they are.

Take them in for your co-workers and watch the fireworks. Results may vary from madness, rage, and tantrums...hehe
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I went cheap as I would not be eating them.
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so damn funny ....
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These sound amazing! XD
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LOL!! Keeping egos in check 101 :devilclap:
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OMG "used the cheapest ingredients as I won't be eating them" That's damn ass funny.
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